IT’S NOT TRUMP’S FAULT

Methodology

1. Open the source. If we cannot read it, we do not invent the facts. The item is skipped or marked “Source verification required.”

2. Write an original summary. We do not paste full articles.

3. Map every published factual sentence to stored source URLs.

4. Classify the Trump connection as documented, disputed, or none.

5. Write satire in a separate block with a SATIRE banner.

6. “What the record shows” is not a verdict.

7. Sensitive military, election, death, disaster, child, health, or private-individual subjects get heightened verification or are auto-skipped. They are not left in an owner queue.

8. After launch approval, FULL AUTOPILOT runs on Cloudflare Cron and Workflows — not on a computer in anyone’s house.