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The prosecution's case: Cruise ship pianist rescued from sea after nine hours in Pacific Ocean
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Real event · international · 2026-11-09
Cruise ship pianist rescued from sea after nine hours in Pacific Ocean
Final verdict announced: November 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM ET
Real headline
Cruise ship pianist rescued from sea after nine hours in Pacific Ocean
Two US fishermen spotted the man treading water around 20 miles off the Californian coast.
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What the record shows
The rescue involved two fishermen who found the pianist.
Original reporting
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BBC News — Cruise ship pianist rescued from sea after nine hours in Pacific Ocean — 2026-11-09
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