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Cornell names former acting U.S. attorney general to review rape case
Cornell University names Sally Yates to lead an independent review into how the school handled a former student's rape allegations.
Cornell names former acting U.S. attorney general to review rape case
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Cornell University names Sally Yates to lead an independent review into how the school handled a former student's rape allegations.
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Cornell University names Sally Yates to lead an independent review into how the school handled a former student's rape allegations.
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Cornell University names Sally Yates to lead an independent review into how the school handled a former student's rape allegations.
What the record shows: Sally Yates will oversee the review process.
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